MEN STRIKE BACK
(for women who can handle the truth)

At last, the truth comes out . . .

• How many men does it take to open a beer?
  None. It should be open when she brings it!
  
  
• Why is a Laundromat a bad place to pick up a woman?
  Because a woman who cannot afford a washing machine will probably never be able to support her man!
  
  
• Why do women have smaller feet than men?
  It's one of those "evolutionary things" that allows women to stand closer to the kitchen sink!
  
  
• How do you know a woman is about to say something smart?
  When she starts a sentence with "A man once told me . . ."
  
  
• How do you fix a woman's watch?
  You don't! There's a clock on the oven.
  
  
• What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig?
  A woman who will not do what's she's told!
  
  
• I married a Miss Right!
  I just didn't know her first name was "Always".
  
  
• Scientists developed a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by at least 90%!
  It's called "Wedding Cake"!
  
  
• Why do some men die before their wives?
  Because they want to!
  
  
• Women will only be equal to men when they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut and still think they are sexy!
  

(Writer unknown)

Ladies, please note that the above is not necessarily the opinion of SA WEB and its staff . . .